The Life Of BananaMan

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2007-08-19T15:28:45+02:00

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CB Radio for my Jeep

2007-06-05T17:46:32+02:00

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What's your fine?

2007-05-27T19:30:25+02:00

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Add it up and share with us your fine

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Learn these rules by heart guys

2007-05-27T18:58:38+02:00

1. When introducing her to your friends for the first time, introduce her as 'my chick'. Girls love pet names.

2. When shopping with your woman and she ask's 'does this make me look fat', say 'yes, but not as much as the last one'. This shows that you pay attention to what she wears and is much better than plain old 'no'.

3. When going out for a stroll in the woods, push her side ways into a bog of mud. Girls role around in filth.

4. When claiming your lovers virginity, be sure to act like Alan Partrige. Women love to fantisies that they having sex with a man who has a real direction in life.

5. When she enters the room, be sure to stay transfixed to the tv screen and ignore her. Girls love a guy who plays hard to get.

6. Constantly reminder her that the best way to lose weight it by throwing up. I've seen the stunning results it can have!

7. Confince her she has a wonkey nose. This will make her paranoid and eventually destroy herself confidence. Thus, making her stick around longer.

8. Demand compliments. If she refuses, spit on her. Girls love foreplay, regardless of location, dirty bitch.

9. When she is walking into the room with a cup of tea, trip her up. Its a good laugh.

10. Tell her that as long as she lives, she will NEVER find anyone who is as amazing as yourself. And if she did, she doesn't stand a chance.

11. Stare at her best mates chest whenever you see her. Make sure your lady can see you. Girls love competition.

12. Being in love means that you never have to say sorry

13. Keep threatening to secretly video record her when she is having sex with you, especially if she is incredibly self concious. Girls need ego boosts every now and then.

14. Idolise parts of her body that you know that the other 'normal bloke' wouldn't comment on. E.G. The forehead or Spinal cord. This will make you come across as a really unique individual and girls love a unique guy.

15. Ask her "hows your period going?". They look for the caring flare in all men.

16. Buy her a valentines present you can both use. And I don't mean in the bedroom, I mean a proper pratical present that will ACTUALLY do something. For example: a PS3

17. When out on the town together, pop an E in her drink. The night will go much more smoothly.

18. Keep refering to your penis as your 'stiffy'.

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Candyfloss Boy and Dave

2007-05-26T19:28:24+02:00

it's been a while since i posted so i thought it is only fitting that i post with a nice little picture of Candyfloss Boy and Dave.

Candyfloss Boy

Dave

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Ipoints

2007-04-24T12:34:44+02:00

http://www.ipoints.co.uk/join/?raf=6346607

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Bakken Met Baard

2007-04-07T01:22:40+02:00

Here is one of the best sites out on the internet. Have a look and see how great it is. If you enjoy working with food and cooking up a storm then this site is the place for you. With great recipes and an excellent cheff at the helm you will soon be creating master pieces. Don't be fooled though, it is not all serious and work, Baard makes it fun to cook and adds some humour as well.

http://www.bakkenmetbaard.nl

Absolutely brilliant.

Now enjoy and happy cooking

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You Tube Videos

2007-04-05T14:31:19+02:00

For those people who are having trouble watching the videos here are links to them on you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kLAf0_6UHs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DsPoNQE3fM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvVbb08Yxpw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y9Q2Y8yJZA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gLmxYR53Y

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Winston video

2007-04-04T17:58:50+02:00

Just a little video of Winston

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Winston the Hamster

2007-04-04T17:42:07+02:00

Me and my mate Danny jsut went and bought a hamster he is so cool and stuff

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You Tube Videos

2007-04-04T14:05:07+02:00

Heinz Revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCDET9mfgYI

Heinz Revenge 2 Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjxrUmX5dTU

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Have a look

2007-03-28T15:51:53+02:00

Have a look at this link

www.lost.eu/358a2

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Awsome online puzzle quiz

2007-03-23T13:55:00+01:00

I found this amazing online puzzle quiz the other day and it is just so damn addictive. Me and my mate chirag play it together trying to solve it and it does get difficult sometimes but our team work is awsome.

http://www.ouverture-facile.com/start/index.html

It is also not as easy as it first appears. i mean i was stumped on level 2 for quite some time i have to admit

I think i will possibly create a blog for this game showing our progress and possibly containing clues and hints for people who are playing it, and if you are really stuck just ask for help and we will do our best to point you in the right direction.

There is also a french version of this game at

http://www.ouverture-facile.com/index1.htm

but we will not be able to help on this one for now.

Happy puzzle solving guys and gals

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BAMF

2007-03-09T13:54:43+01:00

It is now official, i am BAMF, a Bad Ass Mother Fucker

Inspired by comedian Dane Cook ( www.danecook.com ) Dan and i have created BAMF ID cards.

This is the prototype version and will change in time but for now these are the BAMF ID cards.

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Horn Of Joy

2007-02-12T18:37:10+01:00

Thgis horn is so cool. I could play with it all day long. I will make a video of it later but for now i will just leave you with a picture

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New Phone

2007-01-31T09:41:27+01:00

It's been a while since i posted and that's mainly that there is not much new things happening.

I upgraded my phone 2 days ago and i now have a sony ericsson P990i it's such a cool phone.

Uni also started this week and today is the first day for me, hope it will be good lectures and all that.

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Off-Roading videos

2007-01-03T01:09:56+01:00

Here they are, took almost 2 weeks but i finally got round to doing it

Almost Up The Hill

Water Hole

Water Hole 2

Chasing The Quads

Marine Water Drive

Marine Water Drive 2 + Me Standing On The Side

Stuck In Mud Explained

Up The Hill

Up The Hill Pro

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Off-Roading

2007-01-02T19:56:27+01:00

Went off-roading today it was so awsome, i can't wait to go and do it again.

Me and Marine (My girlfriend aka Weezbee) went to Wild Tracks (www.wildtracksltd.co.uk) and had loads of fun. This was the first time i have ever been, it was scary and exciting all at the same time.

We got some good pictures and videos which i'll post next with some commentary.

Since there was alot of rain over the weekend it was a little bit more wet than normal.

What lies ahead? Only time will tell.

Should have brought a boat instead

Up we go.

There seemed to be alot of ups and downs

Look at the little quad bikes ahead.

Going into the lake.

Hope it's not too deep.

Going again .

It's all ok, we made it.

Safely across.

Now it's Marines go .

So much water.

Yet more water.

Alot more water.

Too easy .

Where to go?

You wouldn't believe all the mud that was there.

Water water everywhere and through it all we go.

A little break with my baby.

Marine too .

It doesn't look like alot but when you sit in the car it feels like it is going to tip over.

Slow and stead to get to the other side.

A little bit of sliding but not too much.

Think it will get a little dirty if we're not careful.

Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaa here we go.

Now this is where we got stuck. So much mud, took some time but eventually we got out .

Don't let this puddle fool you, it is deeper than you might think.

When we got it out of the mud.

Well i guess that is what you get when youget stuck.

Yup, that's what mud does.

Got in everywhere.

Is that a shoe in the water?

Hope the foot isn't still in there.

Got stuck again and this time the water was so high it started coming into the car

Decided not to go that way just incase it was too deep.

Looks like that last puddle cleaned my jeep for me.

Marine with the jeep when we finished for the day.

Yeah i was having alot of fun

She want's to drive more

Me standing on my nerf bars while Marine is driving.

Looks like she is having alot of fun.

Hey there cheeky.

And that's the end.

In all the day was a great and i enjoyed it alot. I can't wait to go again .

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So long

2006-12-11T20:57:25+01:00

God it's been so long since i posted something. I can't believe i have nothing to post about

Suppose i could do a post about christmas or something.

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Buger Daddy

2006-11-21T22:10:21+01:00

This is the burger of all burgers which will satisfy your hunger needs. Eat it now and discover what i have known since the dawn of time.

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Stupid Notice

2006-11-16T18:49:56+01:00

I got this notice on my car today basically that i drive a a dirty and dangerous car.

They are complaining that only 5% of 4x4's are taken off-road. Saying that 4x4's should only be seen in the wilderness. And apparently my jeep weighs in at 3 tons, hmmmmmmmmmm i don't think so. Then they give a list of fuel economy figures listing cars, which my jeep is not even on.
And one more thing, my jeep has been converted to use LPG gas, which i bet is more environmentally friendly than what ever they are driving.

What right do these people putting this on my car without knowing the facts of my jeep? I should sue them for something, bunch of idiots.

Sorry about the pictures but i couldn't take a nice one.

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Did you know

2006-11-13T19:16:17+01:00

Just a quick little note of info for you people out in cyber space,

Did you know 97% of witheld numbers are women.

You can take that to school.

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Juggling Update

2006-11-10T22:58:12+01:00

Well it is not going to bad and i think i am getting the hang of things now Also been looking at juggling 4 and 5 balls but i think that is going to take weeks to do.

Also check out www.chirag.blog.co.uk a uni mate of mine has started a blog today

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Juggling

2006-11-07T02:20:13+01:00

I've been trying to learn how to juggle but it is so damn difficult, juggling with even 2 balls is hard. Don't know how long it will take me to learn to do it but i hope it won't be soon.

Has anyone else or can anyone juggle here? If so how long did it take youto learn?

Any tips?

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Casino

2006-10-24T21:42:50+02:00

Just been to the casino here in spain, went in with 100 euros and came out with 300 euros

Wish i could have gambled more but oh well, atleast i made a profit

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Aloha

2006-10-21T19:09:19+02:00

Well today wasn´t that bad, we went shoppping and stuff and maybe i bought a knife 8-) (msn people will know this sign)
Only cost me 95 euros went on the beach today with no sun and now swimming, damn this sea for being so damn cold. I looked at the weather for this weeka nd it is not looking to get any better anytime soon

don´t know if the rest of the family is having fun but i am having some.

Catch you guys later

Heinz

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Spain

2006-10-20T19:09:53+02:00

So here i am in spain except it is really crappy weather Why won´t the sun come out and shine :@

Not a bad day today, we went to ronda i think it was, and that was a long drive over the mountains and stuff.

Other than that and all of the rain it was pretty good, got some nice photos and had a great steak with pepper sauce meal.

Talk again soon

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Foolish

2006-10-16T01:55:47+02:00

Has anyone jumped out of a moving car lately? I did it a couple of minutes ago and it was interesting. I didn't go very fast i think it was about 10mph. I only got a little scrape on my leg but nothing serious.

Now if anyone is thinking of doing this i would advise them to do a small test run first and watch out for that back wheel, don't jump too close or you might get run over. Anyways, it is not advised.

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The day of reconing

2006-10-07T21:11:49+02:00

Taking my jeep into the garage in ipswich. I hope they can fix it so i can drive my baby again. I miss him so much (Yes my jeep is a he).

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The Life Of BananaMan

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CB Radio for my Jeep

What's your fine?

Learn these rules by heart guys

Candyfloss Boy and Dave

Ipoints

Bakken Met Baard

You Tube Videos

More Winston Videos

Winston video

Winston the Hamster

You Tube Videos

Have a look

Awsome online puzzle quiz

BAMF

Horn Of Joy

New Phone

Off-Roading videos

Off-Roading

So long

Buger Daddy

Stupid Notice

Did you know

Juggling Update

Juggling

Casino

Aloha

Spain

Foolish

The day of reconing