The Life Of BananaMan

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This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Add it up and share with us your fine

1. When introducing her to your friends for the first time, introduce her as 'my chick'. Girls love pet names.

2. When shopping with your woman and she ask's 'does this make me look fat', say 'yes, but not as much as the last one'. This shows that you pay attention to what she wears and is much better than plain old 'no'.

3. When going out for a stroll in the woods, push her side ways into a bog of mud. Girls role around in filth.

4. When claiming your lovers virginity, be sure to act like Alan Partrige. Women love to fantisies that they having sex with a man who has a real direction in life.

5. When she enters the room, be sure to stay transfixed to the tv screen and ignore her. Girls love a guy who plays hard to get.

6. Constantly reminder her that the best way to lose weight it by throwing up. I've seen the stunning results it can have!

7. Confince her she has a wonkey nose. This will make her paranoid and eventually destroy herself confidence. Thus, making her stick around longer.

8. Demand compliments. If she refuses, spit on her. Girls love foreplay, regardless of location, dirty bitch.

9. When she is walking into the room with a cup of tea, trip her up. Its a good laugh.

10. Tell her that as long as she lives, she will NEVER find anyone who is as amazing as yourself. And if she did, she doesn't stand a chance.

11. Stare at her best mates chest whenever you see her. Make sure your lady can see you. Girls love competition.

12. Being in love means that you never have to say sorry

13. Keep threatening to secretly video record her when she is having sex with you, especially if she is incredibly self concious. Girls need ego boosts every now and then.

14. Idolise parts of her body that you know that the other 'normal bloke' wouldn't comment on. E.G. The forehead or Spinal cord. This will make you come across as a really unique individual and girls love a unique guy.

15. Ask her "hows your period going?". They look for the caring flare in all men.

16. Buy her a valentines present you can both use. And I don't mean in the bedroom, I mean a proper pratical present that will ACTUALLY do something. For example: a PS3

17. When out on the town together, pop an E in her drink. The night will go much more smoothly.

18. Keep refering to your penis as your 'stiffy'.

it's been a while since i posted so i thought it is only fitting that i post with a nice little picture of Candyfloss Boy and Dave.

Candyfloss Boy

Dave

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